tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25116215548362477912011-12-05T08:46:07.178-08:00handy tips on how to be a real obnoxious jerkSnellville Today (formerly My Snellville Blog)noreply@blogger.comBlogger191100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2511621554836247791.post-69303395535640952322010-03-15T10:48:00.001-07:002010-03-15T10:52:03.522-07:00

Dear One & All,This morning at around 11 AM, our orange adult female guppy had at least 25 babies! I couldn't believe it as we have been waiting so long for her to have babies that we were about to give up on her! We now have had 3 adult female guppies that have had babies. In our 5 Gallon tank, we have two orange adult male guppies and a breeder container inside the tank to hold the 18 baby

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Be insincere and post quotes with big words in them on your Facebook account, hoping people will think you are such a knowledgeable, wise person. Don't credit the original person who said the phrase. Try to get people to think you really talk like that.

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Email someone to ask about their expertise in a subject. Let them email you back 2-3 paragraphs of good advice and instruction. Then email them back, completely ignoring the information they sent you with no 'thank you.' Go on your own way, completely oblivious to the good advice you were given.

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Go mental, I must say. "Allegedly" post negative things online when you get mad at them...seeComplaint document against Courtney Love on TMZ for lessons, but warning you will most likely be sued! You can post Twitter insults at them about every 1-3 minutes, and don't forget to rant in your MySpace page blog! Be sure to accuse other people of things you have actually done...lol...that's a real

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Style your hair like Rob Blogojevich and lie your ass off like Christopher Dodd.

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Whine that you have lost your job but then do nothing to work toward new employment.

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Get in a huddle with your buddy on Twitter.Create a plan to do fake RT (retweets) of each other's posts, but it's really the same post. So it's really kind of like a link exchange.Think you are so incredibly smart and your followers on Twitter are not as smart as you. (OMG! You are SO clever!!!)Then watch your follower list decrease as people un-follow you because your behavior is unethical, and

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When the newspaper gets delivered, just let it sit where it landed. Don't pick it up. Let it turn into an eyesore of gray sludge.

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Let your dog bark and bark.

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Take some sandpaper and gradually, carefully remove all the little symbols from remote control. They'll think their eyesight is going.

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Whenever someone comments on one of your ideas, or shares their thoughts in any way with you, comment about it in a public group, and defensively call it "criticism," instead of considering what they had to say could have merit or usefulness to you. Just put your guard up and be very huffy.This assures your obnoxious status and you will never get any new or useful information from that person

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Always give out your cell phone number and your email address wrong.Then get mad when people don't get in touch with you like you "expected" them to.

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When someone is going to do you a favor, be sure to bug him about it -- constantly.

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Nothing is more obnoxious than having zero ethics.Here's an idea of how this can work:Publish a newspaper. Give your advertisers preferential treatment.That is, if they buy an ad, give them a news "article" about their business.Yes, publish fake news just to give your advertisers a reason to advertise in your rag.This is really obnoxious to the readers who are smart enough to notice this blatant

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Join a social network or a business network. Always push your own money making schemes. Never communicate other than just spamming.When you get called out for this, or your messages are rejected, act all hurt. (sniff sniff)Then unsubscribe as if you are really upset by what you pretend to perceive as harsh treatment.See if anyone cares you are gone. They won't.

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Religion is another way to take your obnoxiousness to the next level.Make sure you use statements like "But I'm a Christian," even to people you know to be Christians.The 'holier than thou' attitude is a real winner for those seeking complete obnoxiousness enlightenment.When this attitude is employed, always remember to feignunawareness that you said anything rude.You can also deploy this

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Blame the government.Blame the lack of government.Blame people who blame the government.Blame the government for inaction.Blame the government for any action taken.Blame people who pass on the blame.______________________Fill in the blank.

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Be too lazy to take your dog out on a leash to pee or poop. Let your animal just run free of leash. Let him or her run free to get into your neighbor's trash can on a regular basis. The neighbors just love picking up all the garbage your dog has strewn around.Extra Bonus Points for obnoxiousness if your dog threatens your neighbor in their own driveway.Extra Extra Bonus Points if the police have

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Every evening at around 5:30pm, drive into your driveway and honk your car horn until your family members come out to the car or open the garage door for you.It's a great way to say, "Hey neighborhood, I'm home. Notice me."

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