Think you are smarter than your twitter followers

Get in a huddle with your buddy on Twitter.

Create a plan to do fake RT (retweets) of each other's posts, but it's really the same post. So it's really kind of like a link exchange.

Think you are so incredibly smart and your followers on Twitter are not as smart as you. (OMG! You are SO clever!!!)

Then watch your follower list decrease as people un-follow you because your behavior is unethical, and YES, your followers are smart enough to figure out your little scam to win followers.

Obnoxious Use of Sandpaper

Take some sandpaper and gradually, carefully remove all the little symbols from remote control. They'll think their eyesight is going.

Share Wrong Contact Info

Always give out your cell phone number and your email address wrong.

Then get mad when people don't get in touch with you like you "expected" them to.