Snob 101

Be insincere and post quotes with big words in them on your Facebook account, hoping people will think you are such a knowledgeable, wise person. Don't credit the original person who said the phrase. Try to get people to think you really talk like that.

Waste someone's time

Email someone to ask about their expertise in a subject. Let them email you back 2-3 paragraphs of good advice and instruction. Then email them back, completely ignoring the information they sent you with no 'thank you.' Go on your own way, completely oblivious to the good advice you were given.

Disparage others

Go mental, I must say. "Allegedly" post negative things online when you get mad at them...see
Complaint document against Courtney Love on TMZ for lessons, but warning you will most likely be sued! You can post Twitter insults at them about every 1-3 minutes, and don't forget to rant in your MySpace page blog! Be sure to accuse other people of things you have actually done...lol...that's a real winner right there.

More on this topic at Whoo Hoo Here Comes Courtney Love's Crazy Train

Follow the politician's lead

Style your hair like Rob Blogojevich and lie your ass off like Christopher Dodd.

Whine your way to a new job

Whine that you have lost your job but then do nothing to work toward new employment.

Think you are smarter than your twitter followers

Get in a huddle with your buddy on Twitter.

Create a plan to do fake RT (retweets) of each other's posts, but it's really the same post. So it's really kind of like a link exchange.

Think you are so incredibly smart and your followers on Twitter are not as smart as you. (OMG! You are SO clever!!!)

Then watch your follower list decrease as people un-follow you because your behavior is unethical, and YES, your followers are smart enough to figure out your little scam to win followers.

Just leave it there

When the newspaper gets delivered, just let it sit where it landed. Don't pick it up. Let it turn into an eyesore of gray sludge.