Just leave it there

When the newspaper gets delivered, just let it sit where it landed. Don't pick it up. Let it turn into an eyesore of gray sludge.

Obnoxious basic for pet owners

Let your dog bark and bark.

Obnoxious Use of Sandpaper

Take some sandpaper and gradually, carefully remove all the little symbols from remote control. They'll think their eyesight is going.

Get Overly Defensive

Whenever someone comments on one of your ideas, or shares their thoughts in any way with you, comment about it in a public group, and defensively call it "criticism," instead of considering what they had to say could have merit or usefulness to you. Just put your guard up and be very huffy.

This assures your obnoxious status and you will never get any new or useful information from that person ever again.

Share Wrong Contact Info

Always give out your cell phone number and your email address wrong.

Then get mad when people don't get in touch with you like you "expected" them to.

Punish Good Deed Doers

When someone is going to do you a favor, be sure to bug him about it -- constantly.

Have No Shame

Nothing is more obnoxious than having zero ethics.

Here's an idea of how this can work:

Publish a newspaper. Give your advertisers preferential treatment.

That is, if they buy an ad, give them a news "article" about their business.

Yes, publish fake news just to give your advertisers a reason to advertise in your rag.

This is really obnoxious to the readers who are smart enough to notice this blatant kissing up.