Just leave it there

When the newspaper gets delivered, just let it sit where it landed. Don't pick it up. Let it turn into an eyesore of gray sludge.

How To Be Obnoxious To Neighbors Using Your Pet

Be too lazy to take your dog out on a leash to pee or poop. Let your animal just run free of leash. Let him or her run free to get into your neighbor's trash can on a regular basis. The neighbors just love picking up all the garbage your dog has strewn around.

Extra Bonus Points for obnoxiousness if your dog threatens your neighbor in their own driveway.

Extra Extra Bonus Points if the police have been to your residence on several occasions regarding complaints about your lack of concern over your animal's welfare, and you just don't care.

How To Be Obnoxious to Neighbors Tip 1

Every evening at around 5:30pm, drive into your driveway and honk your car horn until your family members come out to the car or open the garage door for you.

It's a great way to say, "Hey neighborhood, I'm home. Notice me."