Monday, February 2, 2009

How To Be Obnoxious To Neighbors Using Your Pet

Be too lazy to take your dog out on a leash to pee or poop. Let your animal just run free of leash. Let him or her run free to get into your neighbor's trash can on a regular basis. The neighbors just love picking up all the garbage your dog has strewn around.

Extra Bonus Points for obnoxiousness if your dog threatens your neighbor in their own driveway.

Extra Extra Bonus Points if the police have been to your residence on several occasions regarding complaints about your lack of concern over your animal's welfare, and you just don't care.

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